Last thing I read Sunday night was Rebecca's race report. She was totally awesome and broke the 10 min/mile barrier in her 8k run. She's a total rockstar! Rebecca completely wowed me so she made a guest appearance in my dream.
It was set in a predominantly male college that I was attending. There were a few boring campus goings on but my dream picked up during P.E. There were lots of guys in the pool and I saw Rebecca just goofing off, diving from the springboard and having a grand old time at P.E. And then, all of a sudden, she announced that she was going to dive off the topmost platform. Apparently, this feat has never been accomplished before so everyone was stupefied with her declaration.
I on the other hand, was just absolutely thrilled with her announcement. I started chanting "Go Rebecca, go Rebecca, go Rebecca!" I followed her to the top platform along with a bunch of cute guys and then out of nowhere Lizzie appeared behind me. We all were still chanting to give Rebecca moral support when she spoke and said "Before I jump I'm going to need a kleenex."
Everyone scrambled around and found a whole box of kleenex which Rebecca didn't even touch. She then said "If you really want to boost my morale, you need to dip the kleenex in bleach." Lo and behold, a bucket of bleach appeared on the platform. I and 2 or 3 other good looking fellas dipped the kleenex in the bucket of bleach. She continued with "What would really help me out with my dive is if you all suck on that bleach-soaked kleenex."
Guess what, I actually sucked on that kleenex in my dream. Geeez! The things I'm willing to do to promote sports and boost atheletic confidence! That wasn't the end of it though. Rebecca then said "There is one last thing I need you to do before I finally jump. I want the people who sucked the bleach-soaked kleenex to kiss each other." We "SUCKERS" just froze and stared at each other with a horrified look on our faces!
The alarm went off. I never did find out if Rebecca ever jumped, or if she was just taking the whole school for a ride. Congratulations girl! Hanggang sa muli, until next e-time...
Take note, we actually have stuff on the roof! Also, its obvious that we can't park in the driveway on account of the Holy Family being in residence. Our neighbor took the photo so you can't see that on the other side of the driveway we've got a choir. There is also Christmas music being played by bells.
